Post by Headmistress Serenity Dracula on Oct 11, 2010 9:57:37 GMT -5
All right for those of you that know me well you'll know when my muse is gone it's usually because I'm going through writer's block and it's usually bad >.< This is something that is suppose to help. They taught us in high school... way back in the day XD To just sit down and write... it doesn't even have to make sense it's sort of suppose to help you clear your head and it can be as long as short depending on how long it takes till you start to feel things flowing naturally like they should. Here goes:
I am the Underwear King! I dance naked under the harvest moon with all the socks that my gnome minions collect at midnight after they creep into your dryers. Yes, your dryer did eat your left sock, I should know I wore it as a hat last Tuesday as I had tea with the Queen of England. She thought the floral pattern on it was lovely by the way.
When you think there is something in your closet, don't worry it's just me. I'm waiting for you to fall asleep so I can steal that god awful pink polka dot sweater your Grandmother knitted you for Christmas... don't look at me like that I happen to like polka dots!
Polka dot sweaters are a form of currency in my kingdom... so I must have them all! So please stop hiding them in the bottom of your drawers... I do so hate having to dig for them and it's such as hassle to put everything back just so... Also that shirt that you love so much that you haven't seen in ages... I stole that to! I happen to like the way silk feels and so does my cat, she wore it as a cape as she went flying off into the night to do my bidding and collect all the neglected right socks that are the partners of the left ones that I have already stolen.
So please do your friendly neighborhood Underwear King a favor and simply leave them on the window sill so that she can easily collect them.
This message has been brought to you by the Ser has no muse and this will hopefully help foundation. A partner of the If Ser's muse doesn't come back she's going to kill it a family company, a parent company of the muses are evil and should be chained to their owners association.
I am the Underwear King! I dance naked under the harvest moon with all the socks that my gnome minions collect at midnight after they creep into your dryers. Yes, your dryer did eat your left sock, I should know I wore it as a hat last Tuesday as I had tea with the Queen of England. She thought the floral pattern on it was lovely by the way.
When you think there is something in your closet, don't worry it's just me. I'm waiting for you to fall asleep so I can steal that god awful pink polka dot sweater your Grandmother knitted you for Christmas... don't look at me like that I happen to like polka dots!
Polka dot sweaters are a form of currency in my kingdom... so I must have them all! So please stop hiding them in the bottom of your drawers... I do so hate having to dig for them and it's such as hassle to put everything back just so... Also that shirt that you love so much that you haven't seen in ages... I stole that to! I happen to like the way silk feels and so does my cat, she wore it as a cape as she went flying off into the night to do my bidding and collect all the neglected right socks that are the partners of the left ones that I have already stolen.
So please do your friendly neighborhood Underwear King a favor and simply leave them on the window sill so that she can easily collect them.
This message has been brought to you by the Ser has no muse and this will hopefully help foundation. A partner of the If Ser's muse doesn't come back she's going to kill it a family company, a parent company of the muses are evil and should be chained to their owners association.
